Welcome To NW Smarties

A brand new website but just the same old rubbish.

Well As you should have figured out by now this is a club for people who own/used to own/wish to own or just plain like the "smart" brand of car. We are based around the North West area of the UK, including Manchester, Liverpool , Warrington etc. now depending on your perception of the UK, and if you include Scotland then I know we aint technically in the North West, but we did used to have "Look North West" on the telly when I was a kid & who am I to argue with that.

Now it may appear to the outsider that this may seem to be a group of anorak wearing, single people who meet up at the local community center and discuss the environmental benefits of owning a 3 cylinder, under powered, quirky looking plastic bodied car, whist playing Dominos and supping warm coco ..... well let me tell you now that type of thing hardly ever happens anymore. Its more like a group of mates that share a similar interest in cars & go out on drives and social meets and so on.

So You Thinking Of Joining us then ?

And let's face it why wouldn't you ? ( No don't answer that it was retorical and we don't want to get our feelings hurt at this early stage of our relationship ) Well first of all why not try joining the forum ? And seeing as we have it working again it would be a shame not to use it. And we promise you that we won't pass on your details on to dubious advertising rings, nor will we add you address to any Government registers. And why not pop along to one of our monthly meets ? If this site is being kept up to date (the chance are slim but you never know) then the dates for our next meeting should be above and also a link giving you the details of where to find us, see and who said the internet wasn't useful ? Then feel free to join us , go on were not proud we except most people, and then once you are hooked we'll set you up in an arranged marriage, take a percentage of your wages from you every month and brainwash you into thinking that the older one out of the " Chuckle Brothers " is actually the second coming here to save us from eternal damnation....


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