Below follows a list of questions that may (or may not ) have been asked in the past.

Q - How Do I Become A Member ?
A - Just turn up to one of our monthly meets and take it from there.

Q - Where do you guys meet up ?
A - Christ do you people not look around this site ? Check out the "meetings" section.

Q - Do I need to own a smart car to join you guys ?
A - No we still have old members popping along that have since sold their smart, also we have had members that are planning to buy one, or just turn up for a run because they like the cars.

Q - Do I have to pay for membership ?
A - Well it goes against my better judgment but no, it's more like a social meet , there are no rules , no hierarchy structure no funny handshakes or secret pass codes.

Q - Are Kids welcome at your meetings/events ?
A - Yes although please remember that the monthly meets are held at a pub.

Q - How often do you go out for runs ?
A - It's a bit sporadic really, someone tend to say at a meet do you fancy a run up to ****** ? And if the mood takes us we'll give it a go.

Q - Are these properly organized events ?
A - No they are not , its more like a group of mates going out for a run using public roads, you are responsible for your own insurance & to make sure that your car is in a legal and roadworthy condition.

Q - I am thinking of buying a smart car, but I am a little concerned that my mates will take the piss , is this likely to happen ?
A - Oh yes ! It's part of the ownership, and just goes to show how individual and thought provoking these little cars can be.

Q - Is this one of those car groups that are just a thinly disguised front for partner swapping activities behind the scenes ?
A - No not at all , however should you like to post a picture on the forum of yourself naked then we can see if there are any interested parties.

Q - I am thinking of selling my smart how much do you think it's worth ?
A - Does it say "Auto Trader" at the top of this page ? No I didn't think so , get off your lazy arse and do a bit of research.

Q - Is it true that you are not taking this question and answer section seriously ? And is it true that you are just killing time and fleshing out this site a bit whilst you are bored working overtime on a 12 hour night shift ?
A - It's a distinct possibility.